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Ahh man, these are the best I’ve seen yet :P I just went full-on hysterical at A on skype… o_O
I have never laughed so hard at a tumblr post ever
Homo hot lips, jwz.
I lost my shit at homo not lips. HAHAHAHA so funny.
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DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON
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Accurate.
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I love it when they put in little things like this, to show their young audience that the best kinds of heroes are the ones who won’t hesitate to hold someone’s hand when they’re scared. Props to you, Adventure Time.
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The bicycle is one of the most efficient inventions in the history of mankind.
The human body can be compared to a bicycle in terms of engines. The human body’s biological engine is it’s muscles. A person riding a bicycle at 15 miles per hour burns 0.049 calories per pound per minute. So a 175…
In Hyrule you don’t just say “I love you”, you say “Hyahhh *grunt* HIYAHH hutt ghyaat HIUAAAAAAHHHHH” which roughly translates to “I would break all the pots in Hyrule to gain your love” and I think that’s beautiful.
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Anonymous asked: What happened?
We broke up. If you’d like to know more, nosy nancy, you can send me a message off of anonymous, and I will answer you privately.
Anonymous asked: You have a boyfriend?!?😆
Not anymore, no. I actually can’t figure out how to change my profile on tumblr anymore, sooo there’s that.
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Drug-sniffing dogs are wrong more than 50% of the time!
Drug-sniffing dogs can give police probable cause to root through cars by the side of the road, but data shows the dogs have been wrong more often than they have been right. The dogs are trained to dig or sit when they smell drugs, which…
In life, friends come and go. Here are 10 signs that it’s time to move on from a friendship:
1. The common ground is gone. Sometimes when whatever brought you together is gone you don’t have any reason to stay friends. If you are friends through school and then you graduate you might not be able to sustain a friendship when the common ground is gone.
2. They’re a toxic friend. If they’re just a bad friend all around, it’s time to move on. You shouldn’t have to wonder if it’s the right choice if they are a toxic person in your life.
3. They’re holding you back. If they are holding you back and keeping you from perusing your goals then it’s time to move on. Your friends should help to elevate you in life, not hold you back.
4. You can’t relate to each other. If you’re not on the same page anymore then it’s time to let the friendship go. If you’re in different places in life and just can’t see where they’re coming from, it’s ok to move on.
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